Bumper Stickers

"Bumper Stickers"

Jesus loves you.... Everyone else thinks you're an a*s.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue
you!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Hang up and drive!

GUYS, no shirt, no service, GALS, no shirt, no
charge.

Heart attacks, G~d's revenge for eating his
animal friends.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Try not to let your mind wonder, Its too small to
be out by itself.

The proctologist called, the found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some
just don't have any film.

Some people just don't know how to drive, I
call these people, "EVERYBODY BUT ME!"

Don't like my driving, Then quit watching me.

Just because you have one, doesn't mean you
have to be one.
Received on Thu Mar 4 09:41:25 2004