Stanley The Proud Father

From: Unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Wed Mar 03 2004 - 22:14:30 EST

"Stanley The Proud Father"

Stanley, an 80 year old man is having his annual
checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.

"I've never been better," he replies. "I've got a twenty
two year old bride who's pregnant with my child!
. . .What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says,
"Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an
avid hunter. He never misses a season. But, one
day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs
his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in
the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver
in some brush in front of him? He raises up his
umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the
handle...

*BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief,
"Someone else must have shot that beaver."

"EXACTLY!"

Received on Wed Mar 3 22:14:31 2004