Just Being Helpful

"Stop Sign"

A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming
kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space.
Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.

"Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yelled an
irate man.

She rolled down her window and yelled back, "What
makes you think these are all mine ?"

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"Just Being Helpful"

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got
out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered
the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines.

"Don't know," the woman said.

He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard
voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the
woman and an equally old man waving for him to come
back. So he made a U-turn and drove up to them.

"This is my husband," the old woman said.
"He doesn't know how to get to Des Moines either!"
Received on Fri Jun 18 12:08:10 2004