Gas Problems

"Wicked"

A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialed at random...

"Salvation Army," came the answer.

"What do you do?" asked the man.

"We save wicked men and women," came the reply.

"Well, save me a wicked woman for Saturday night."

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"Gas Problems"

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a
bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION
ALL" and flatulates loudly.

The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at
the drunk and says, "Excuse me, you just flatulated before my
wife."

The drunks replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."
Received on Fri Jun 18 12:09:42 2004