Room Service

"United Flight"

A crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent
was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the
desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and
said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and has to be FIRST
CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to
help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly,
so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do
you have any idea who I am?"

Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed
her public address microphone. "May I have your attention
please?" she began, her voice bellowing throughout the
terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO
DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him
find his identity, please come to the gate."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the agent, gritted his teeth and swore,
"F*** you!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir,
but you'll have to stand in line for that, too!"

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"Room Service"

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head
waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.

"Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled
eggs, one of them so under cooked it's runny, and the other so
over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that
has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast
that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter
straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread;
and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."

"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It
might be quite difficult."

The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand -- that's what I got
yesterday!"
Received on Wed Jun 16 06:11:56 2004