Paradise Lost

"Hurt"

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife
wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband
wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the
ride by herself.

The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife
was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's
feet.

"Are you hurt?" he asked.

"Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around
and you didn't wave once!"

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"Paradise Lost"

Two men who haven't seen each other for many years
meet on the street. One asks the other how things
have been.

"Wonderful, for a while," the other says. "I had it all:
money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of
a beautiful woman. Then, one day, poof! It was all
gone."

"What a shame," the friend says. "What on Earth
happened?"

Says the other man: "My wife found out."
Received on Wed Jun 9 23:49:16 2004