Put Your Seat In The Upright Position....

"Put Your Seat In The Upright Position...."

An elderly doctor and a Baptist minister were seated
next to each other on the plane. The plane was
delayed at the start due to some technical problems.
Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to
the passengers and announced that a round of free
drinks would be served.

When the charming air-hostess came round with the
trolley, the doctor ordered a gin and tonic for himself.
The hostess then asked the minister whether he
wanted anything.

He replied, "Oh No! Thank you. I would rather commit
adultery than drink alcohol."

The elderly doctor promptly handed his gin and tonic
back to the air-hostess said, "Madam, I did not know
there was a choice."
Received on Thu Jun 10 10:47:42 2004