Facts Of Life

"Facts Of Life"

How many loonies does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

What did the Indian say when the white man tied his love tool in a knot?
"How come?"

What's the definition of a teenager?
G~d's retribution for enjoying sex.

Did you hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
They'll never see you coming.

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.

What does Kodak film have in common with a rubber?
They both capture that special moment.

Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

Why is being in the military like a BJ?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!

What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're pleasuring yourself and your hand falls asleep.

Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
There'd be too many thank you notes to write.

What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!

Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

Can you say three two letter words that denote 'small'?
Is it in?

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
Received on Wed Jun 9 23:48:18 2004