End of the World Headlines

"End of the World Headlines"

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD
ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: 'BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF
ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW
THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS
SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY
WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY
CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE
APOCALYPSE

TIME magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR
ETERNITY

Jewish Journal: NU, SO WE'VE HAD WORSE PROBLEMS
Received on Tue Jun 8 09:56:58 2004