A Recipe For Recovery

"A Recipe For Recovery"

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his check-up the doctor called the wife into the office
alone. He said, "If you don't do the following, your husband
will surely die."

1. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast.

2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.

3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.

4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.

5. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.

6. Don't discuss your problems with him.

7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a
week and satisfy his every whim.

On the way home the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had said to her.

"You're going to die." she simply replied.
Received on Tue Jun 8 09:55:48 2004