A Little Office Prayer

"Day Off, a Boss's Perspective"

So, you want the day off?
Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are
365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks
a year in which you already get 2 days off per week, leaving
261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each
day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving
91 days available. You spend 30 minutes a day on a coffee
break. That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68
days available.

With one Hour for lunch period each day you use up another
46 days, leaving only 22 days available to work. You normally
spend 2 days a year for sick leave. This leaves you only 20
days available for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year,
so your available working time is down to 15 days. We
generously give you 2 weeks off for vacation per year. This
only leaves 1 day available for work. And I'll be damned if
you're going to take that day off!!

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"A Little Office Prayer"

Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they
Ticked me off.

And also,
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the butt
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And remember .......
When you're having a really bad day and it seems
like people are trying to tick you off, remember it takes
42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your middle
finger.

Now get back to work....
Received on Mon Jul 26 03:18:24 2004