Taking Care of Business

"Taking Care of Business"

A man walked into a public men's room. His arms are
held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply,
fingers spread apart. He approached another man and
asked, "Excuse me, but could you please unzip my fly?"

The second fellow was embarrassed, but felt sorry for the
stranger, who appeared to be crippled. He thought how
humiliating it must be to have to ask for help for something
like this, so he complied, unzipping the first man's pants.

Next, the man asked him to hold his penis while he takes
care of business. The second guy is even more
embarrassed, but does as he was asked. Finally, the first
guy finished, and the second man started to put his
merchandise back in his pants.

"Oh, I can take care of that," the first man said, blowing
on his fingers. "I think my nails are dry now."
Received on Tue Jul 27 10:04:59 2004