Mirror, Mirror On the Wall....

"The Blonde Kidnapper"

Jodi, a blonde, was down on her luck. In order to raise
some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold
him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and
put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north
side of the playground. Signed, Jodi -- the Blonde."

Jodi then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. Jodi
opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that
said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Received on Fri Jul 16 15:30:08 2004