William's Half Sister

"William's Half Sister"

One Sunday morning William burst into the living room
and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you!
I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town.
She lives a block away and her name is Susan.

After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have
to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married
30 years.. She's a wonderful wife but she has never
offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to
fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your
half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her.

William was heart-broken. After eight months he
eventually started dating girls again. A year later he
came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne
said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation
and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half-sister too,
William. I'm awfully sorry about this."

William was furious! He finally decided to go to his
mother with the news.

"Dad has done so much harm.. I guess I'm never going
to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love,
Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."

His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention
to what he says, dear. He's not really your father!"
Received on Fri Jul 16 15:27:29 2004