A Sexy Birthday Gift

"A Sexy Birthday Gift"

There was a fellow talking to his buddy one day.
The fellow said, "I don't know what to get my
wife for her birthday. She has everything, and
besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants,
so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you
make up a certificate that says she can have
two hours of great sex, any way she wants it.
She'll probably be thrilled!" So, the first fellow
did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take
my suggestion? How did it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed
me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling,
"I'll see you in two hours!"
Received on Tue Jan 20 06:11:37 2004