Quickies

"Quickies"

A Wife's definition of retirement:
Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

In a bar: "My wife thinks I put football before
marriage, even though we just celebrated our
third season together."

Try to remember that, with the exception of your
parents and your children, most people will consider
you an adult.

The world is divided into haves and have-nots:
those who have a sense of humor and those who
do not.

My husband and I married for better or worse...
He couldn't do better and I couldn't do worse

When the letters on a page begin to thrash about
and attack each other, it's probably time to turn off
the light and go to sleep.
Received on Mon Jan 19 09:12:24 2004