A New Car

"A New Car"

Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol
car one night. He's on the lookout for trouble. He sees
two little old ladies in the front seat of a Chevrolet
convertible, parked in a used car lot.

The car lot is closed so O'Leary drives up alongside
the Chevy and asks, "Are you two ladies trying to
steal this car?"

"Certainly not," says one of the ladies, "we purchased
the car this afternoon."

"Well," says the cop, "why don't you start it up and
drive out of here?"

"Oh, we don't drive," replies the other little old lady.
"And besides we are waiting."

"What on Earth are you waiting for?" asked the cop.

The old lady sitting in the drivers seat replies," We
were told that if we ever bought a car from here
we would get screwed."
Received on Mon Jan 19 09:10:50 2004