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"Nick the Dragon Slayer"

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle
the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty
for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000
gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer
readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that
only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type
of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the
itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon
Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared
less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this
matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's loincloth.

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.....
Received on Tue Jan 13 15:17:51 2004