Choices

"New Book"

A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night
when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled,
"What 20 Million American Women Want."

He grabbed the book out of her hands and started
thumbing through the pages.

His wife was a little pissed. "Hey, what do you think
you're doing?"

He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they
spelled my name right."

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"Choices"

George came into his wife's room one day. "If I were,
say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he asked her.

"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing
her nails.

"How about if I became crippled and couldn't make
love to you any more?" he asked nervously.

"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him,
buffing her nails.

"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?"
George went on, "if I weren't pulling in six figures
any more. Would you still love me then?"

The woman looked over at her husband's worried
face. "George, I'll always love you," she reassured
him, "but most of all, "I'll really miss you."
Received on Tue Jan 13 15:19:00 2004