Psych Advice

"Psych Advice"

A man was having trouble sleeping because of
a weird dream he kept having. Finally he followed
his wife's advice and went to a psychiatrist.

"Doc, I just have to get some sleep," he said, "but
I can't because I keep waking up from this bizarre
dream I keep having. Can you please help me?"

"Ok, let's start by having you describe the dream,"
replies the shrink.

"Well, first I dream that I am a teepee, then I dream
I am a wigwam," the man says. "Can you help me
figure out my problem?"

The doctor smiles reassuringly and responds,
"I know what your problem is. You're two tents."

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"Diagnosis"

While making the rounds, Dr. Owens points out an
X-Ray to a group of medical students.

"As you can see," he says, "the patient limps because
his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Aman
Preet, what would you do in a case like this?"

Preet pondered for a second and answered, "I guess
I'd limp, too."
Received on Mon Jan 5 22:10:35 2004