Oriskany Falls

"Oriskany Falls"

A little old lady seated herself right behind the bus
driver. Every ten minutes or so she'd pipe up,
"Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?"

"No, lady, not yet. I'll let you know," he replied,
time after time.

The hours passed, the old woman kept asking for
Oriskany Falls, and finally the little town came into
view. Sighing with relief, the driver slammed on the
brakes, pulled over and called out, "This is where
you get out, lady."

"Is this Oriskany Falls?"

"YES!" he bellowed. "Now GET OUT!!"

"Oh, I'm going all the way to Albany, sonny," she
explained sweetly. It's just that my daughter told
me that when we got this far, I should take my
blood pressure pill."

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"Aging Golfers"

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course
with waning enthusiasm for the sport.

  "These hills are getting steeper as the years
go by," one complained.

  "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,"
said one of the others.

  "The sand traps seem to be bigger than I
remember them too," said the third senior.

After hearing enough from his Senior buddies,
the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at
87 years old, piped up and said...

"Quit your dang complaining and just be thankful
we're still on the RIGHT SIDE of the grass!"
Received on Mon Jan 5 22:12:42 2004