Blind Man

"Blind Man"

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that
they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns
decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their
habits, and paint naked.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock
at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side
of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug and,
deciding that no harm can come from letting a
blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you
want the blinds?"
Received on Mon Jan 5 22:08:59 2004