Appetite

"Appetite"

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some
breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs,
perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee
to follow?" she asks. He declines. "It's this Viagra,"
he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something.
"A bowl of home- made soup, home-made muffins
or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.

He declines. "It's this pill ," he says, "It's really taken
the edge off my appetite."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to
eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food.
"Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie?
Maybe you'd like a pizza micro waved or a tasty
stir-fry? That would only take a couple of minutes."

He declines. "It's this medicine," he says, "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up,
then? I'm starving!"
Received on Mon Jan 5 22:01:49 2004