Animal Menagerie

"Animal Menagerie"

A mother was reading a book about animals to her
three year old daughter.

Mother: "What does the cow say?"

Child: "Moo!"

Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"

Child: "Meow."

Mother: "And what does the pig say?"

Child: "Oink, Oink."

Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"

And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother
and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud-wei-ser."

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"Fainting"

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
out of his front door onto the porch.

Someone dialed 911.

When the paramedics arrived, they helped him
regain consciousness and asked if he knew what
caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said.
"My son asked me for the keys to the garage,
and instead of driving the car out, he came out
with the lawn mower."
Received on Mon Jan 5 21:44:46 2004