A Little Flab

"A Little Flab"

One morning while making breakfast, a man
walked up to his wife and pinched her on the
butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could
get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she
kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with
a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You
know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid
of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she
rolled over and grabbed him by his privates. With
a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you
firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener,
the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
Received on Mon Jan 5 21:41:24 2004