Politicians

"Law of Everything"

Five Jews changed the way we see the world :

Moses said: "The Law is everything."

Jesus said: "Love is everything."

Marx said: "Money is everything."

Freud said: "Sex is everything."

Then came Einstein....

He said: "Everything is relative!"

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"The First Law of Philosophy"

For every philosopher, there exists an equal and
opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy
They're both wrong.

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?
Answer: Pay for the pizza.

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"Politicians"

Politicians talk to the country the way men talk to
women.

They say, "Trust me, go all the way with me, and
everything will be all right."

And what happens?

Nine months later, you're in trouble.
Received on Mon Jan 5 21:35:17 2004