An Old man & A Hooker

"An Old man & A Hooker"

An old man went in to see the doctor and said,
"Doc, I'm turning eighty tomorrow. I've hired a
hooker for the night, and I'd love to do it just one
more time before I die. Can you give me
something that'll get me up?"

The doctor smiled. "I don't normally prescribe
this stuff, but I think in your case I can make
an exception for one night."

Later that night, out of curiosity, the doctor phoned
the elderly man and asked, "How's it going?"

"Fabulous," the old man said. "I've come three
times already."

"That's great," the doctor said. "the hooker must
be astounded."

"Not exactly," the old man said. "She's not here yet."
Received on Mon Jan 5 21:33:30 2004