Good Health

"Good Health"

A young reporter was interviewing a spinster lady
who had just reached her 100th birthday.

"To what do you attribute your extremely good
health?" he asked her.

"Well," she replied, "I have always eaten moderately
and worked hard. I don't drink or smoke and I keep
good hours."

"Have you ever been bedridden? he asked.

"Of course," replied the old lady, "But please don't put
that in the paper."
Received on Wed Feb 18 06:37:32 2004