Excuses Why Men Forget A Gift On Valentine's Day

"Excuses Why Men Forget A Gift On Valentine's Day"

# 10 The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?

# 9 I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.

# 8 The Hallmark Store was closed and I didn't want
to send less than the best.

# 7 I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL
must have messed up again!

# 6 I left a message on your answering machine
to meet me for dinner. Where were you?

# 5 I didn't know you liked jewelry.

# 4 I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a
Catholic holy Day.

# 3 Your mailman must have been shot in a
Post Office Massacre.

# 2 I thought we would do something different this year.

# 1 I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.

And The Plus One Excuse:
+ 1 You didn't remind me.
Received on Fri Feb 13 10:38:50 2004