Threatening Letters

"Flying Solo"

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and
show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So,
this was his first time approaching a field during the
nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to
the tower, he said: "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied:
"Guess where!"

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"Threatening Letters"

The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office
in a fury. "I've been getting threatening letters in
the mail for months and I want them stopped."

"Of course," said the postmaster. "Sending
threatening letters through the mail is a federal
offense. Do you know who's sending them?"

"Yes," shouted the man. "It's those idiots down
at the Internal Revenue Service."
Received on Sun Feb 15 15:29:44 2004