How to Say 'Stupid'

"How to Say 'Stupid"

1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a happy meal.
3. A few beers short of a 6-pack
4. A few peas short of a casserole.
5. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
6. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
7. One taco short of a combination plate.
8. A few feathers short of a duck.
9. All foam, no beer.
10. The cheese slid off his cracker.
11. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
12. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
13. Warning: Object in mirror are dumber than they
appear.
14. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
on the heel.
15. He fell out of the stupid tree and bit every branch
on the way down.
16. An intellect related only by garden tools.
17. As smart as bait.
18. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
19. His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
20. He forgot to pay his brain bill.
21. Her sewing machine is out of thread.
22. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
23. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
24. Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
25. Receiver is off the hook.
26. Several nuts (nails) short of a full pouch.
27. Skylight leaks a little.
28. Slinky's kinked.
29. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
30. One board short of a porch.
31. Few snowflakes short of a blizzard.
Received on Mon Dec 20 06:02:36 2004