Insurance

"Insurance"

An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive
when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep,
downhill grade.

"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?"

"Brace yourself," advised her husband,
"and try to hit something cheap."

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"Diner"

A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town.
The waiter came and asked him for his order.
Feeling lonely, he replied, "Meat loaf and a kind word."

When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man
said, "Where's the good word?"

The waiter put down the meat loaf and sighed, bent
down, and whispered, "Don't eat the meat loaf."

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"Pun Time"

A man went to visit his doctor. "Doctor, my arm hurts
bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly
hears the arm talk...

"Hello Doctor, could you lend me twenty bucks please?
I'm desperate" the arm says.

The doctor says, "Aha! I see the problem. Your arm
is broke!"
Received on Tue Dec 21 06:31:35 2004