Gray Hair

"Gray Hair"

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror
when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs.
She bent down and said to her privates...

"I know you haven't been getting much lately...
but I didn't know you were so worried about it!"

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"Batteries"

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the
hardware store clerk.

"Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger.
"Can you come this way?"

"If I could come that way," the woman says,
"I wouldn't need the batteries."
Received on Mon Dec 20 06:00:18 2004