Headache

"Headache"

A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years
with no relief. After trying all the usual cures
he's referred to a headache specialist by his family
doctor.

The doctor asks him what his symptoms are
and he replies, "I get these blinding headaches;
kind of like a knife across my scalp and.."

He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy
throbbing right behind the left ear."

"Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"

"Well, I am the world's greatest headache
specialist, you know. But I myself suffered
from that same type of headache for many years.
It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles.
This is how I cured it: Every day I would
give my wife oral sex. When she came she
would squeeze her legs together with all her
strength and the pressure would relieve the
tension in my head. Try that every day for
two weeks and come back and let me know
how it goes."

Two weeks go by and the man is back,
"Well, how do you feel?"

"Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't
had a headache since I started this treatment!
I can't thank you enough. And, by the way
you have a lovely home."
Received on Fri Apr 30 11:49:57 2004