Appointment

"Blood Drive"

A friend and her husband were participating in a blood
drive, and as part of the pre-screening process, an elderly
volunteer was asking some questions.

"Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my
friend's husband sweetly.

Glancing wearily over at his wife who was trying to calm
a new baby and tend to several other children milling
around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time."

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"Appointment"

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his
doctor one day.

"Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time
I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and
then touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's
wrapped around an acorn, I get a strange tingle in my
big toe. Can you tell me what the problem is?"

"Sure!" The doctor said. "You have way too much time
on your hands!"
Received on Thu Apr 29 09:46:17 2004