Retired

"Retired"

A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly,
also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of
the evening persuading him to come work for him as
his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they
were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll
catch on again fast."

Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly
entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the
drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around
the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife
on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the
village for you."
Received on Thu Apr 29 09:45:30 2004