Leader

"Leader"

There was a man in a hospital who thought that he would
die. So he asks the beautiful nurse to accomplish his last
wish. Nurse he says, "I want to kiss the head of Nikita
Kruschev." (you know, a president of the ex USSR who
was fat and had no hair on his head).

"Nikita Kruschev? But he is dead for a long time."

"I don't care I want to kiss his head," the man says. "This is
my last wish!"

The nurse didn't know what to do. Then she thought of
something. As the man did not wear his glasses the nurse
takes her beautiful breasts out of her bra and offers the left
one to the man. He holds it, caresses it and very moved.

He said, "Oh my dear Nikita, my old friend!! How happy I am
to see you again!"

He was kissing her left tit so warmly that the nurse started
liking the whole situation. She asks the man, "What about
kissing president Eisenhower's head."

"Yes!! Is he here too?"

"Of course he is here," she says, and offers him her right tit.

"Oh my dear president how happy I am to see you here," said
the man, kissing again and again, "Eisenhower."

The nurse liked all that very very much; and started to feel her
privates getting moist; so she asks the man, "What about
Fidel Castro?"
Received on Tue Apr 27 09:09:26 2004