How To Shower Like A Man

"How To Shower Like A Man"

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the
bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your
girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the
"woo, woo" sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck
in your gut to see your pecks. (No.) Admire the size of
your wiener in the mirror, scratch your balls.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use
one).

6. Wash your face

7. Wash your armpits

8. Crack up at how loud your flatulence sounds in the shower.

9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.

11. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)

12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in
the mirror. Check your pecks. (Still no)

14. Pee (in the shower)

15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice
water on the floor because you left the curtain
hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.

16. Partial dry off.

17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles.
Admire wiener size.

18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the
floor.

19. Leave bathroom fan and light on.

20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel,
grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis
at her.

21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get
dressed.
Received on Tue Apr 27 09:11:05 2004