Mary and Frank

"Mary and Frank"

A couple made a deal that whoever died first,
they would come back and inform the other of
the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no
heaven. After a long life the husband was the
first to go and true to his word he made contact.

Mary... Mary...

Is that you Frank?

Yes, I have come back like we agreed.

What is it like?

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have
breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have
sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all
afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep
then start all over again.

Oh, Frank you surely must be in heaven.

Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas.
Received on Wed Apr 7 09:24:33 2004