Circulation

"Circulation"

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation
of the blood. trying to make the matter clearer,
she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would
turn red in the face.."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run
into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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"Food Choices"

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a
Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head
of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. G~d is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end
of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. G~d
is watching the apples."
Received on Mon Apr 5 02:39:34 2004