Blonde in a Factory

"Blonde in a Factory"

Two factory workers were talking.

"I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man.

"How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.

He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the
rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked
in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and
asked him what on earth he was doing?

"I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off," said the boss.

So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.
The blonde began walking out too.

The boss asked her where did she think she was going ??

"Home," The blonde answered, "I can't work in the dark."

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"Blonde with Two Horses"

A blonde bought two horses, and could never
remember which was which.

A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one
horse and that worked great until the other horse
got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and
looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our
blonde friend was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one
horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught
his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend
couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for
height. When she did, she was very pleased to find
that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black
one.
Received on Wed Apr 7 09:25:49 2004