Subject: Agnostic
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Nov 21 2003 - 09:01:09 EST
"Agnostic"
A guy with a huge "tool" has a lot of trouble trying
to get a girl. When they see the size of his pecker
they make their excuses and leave. So he thinks
of a 'cunning plan' and meets a hooker and asks
her, "Do you mind if we do it 'my way'?"
"What way is that?" she asks.
"Oh, I would just like you to wear a blindfold" he
replies.
"Is that all? No problem - let's go to my place" she
answers. They walk the short distance to her
apartment.
Whilst taking off their clothes he puts the blindfold
on her - "Why do you want me to wear a blindfold?"
she asks.
"Because of my religion" he answers.
"What religion is that?" she asks.
"I'm an agnostic," he says, getting on top of her.
"Hmmm - an agnostic - I've heard of those -
you're one of those people who doesn't believe
in ...J E S U S C H R I S T ! "
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