Subject: Blind Man in a Bar
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 20 2003 - 13:28:55 EST
"Blind Man in a Bar"
A blind man enters a Bar. He finds his way to a
barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there
for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In
a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you
should know five things...
1 -- The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 -- The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 -- I'm a 6 feet tall, 200-pound blonde woman with
a black belt in karate.
4 -- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is
a professional weight lifter.
5 -- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and declares, "Nah...Not if I'm going have to explain it
five times..."
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"T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T."
A business man got on an elevator in a tall building.
When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde
already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T. "
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering,
"S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her
biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F"
another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again answers,
"S-H-I-T."
The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this
time she said, "T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's
Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "S-H-I-T - - - Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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