Subject: The Bear Hunter
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 20 2003 - 13:26:39 EST
"The Bear Hunter"
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided
to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots
a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there
was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to
see big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.
That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two
choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the
latter alternative. So the black bear has his way with
Frank.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on
another trip back to Alaska where he found the black
bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank.
That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to co-operate with
the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly
has his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before
Frank fully recovered.
Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back
to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear
and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments
later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around
to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Er...Admit it Frank,
you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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