Subject: National Girlfriends Day
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Nov 21 2003 - 09:03:32 EST
"National Girlfriends Day"
Why do we only have parties for each other
when one of us gets married, is pregnant, or
retires? What would most of us do without our
sisters, confidants, and shopping, lunching,
and traveling girls?
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival
the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having
to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are
aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve
all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men
are in their presence because they aren't listening
anyway.
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