Subject: Heart Surgeon
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 13 2003 - 23:55:00 EST
"Medical Advice"
One of our geeks was at my computer adjusting
some settings so I took the opportunity to ask
him a question.
"With all this stuff going around, how do I know if
I have a virus?"
He kept working, but without missing a beat he said,
. . . "It will burn when you pee."
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"Heart Surgeon"
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the
motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart
surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for
the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc,
do you mind if I ask you a question?"
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to
the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a
rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I also can
open it up, take valves out, fix them, and put in new
parts and when I finish this will work just like a new
one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the
really big money; when you and I are doing basically
the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and
whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing the job while
the motor is running!"
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