Subject: Importance Of Raise
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 15 2003 - 21:05:26 EST
"Importance Of Raise"
"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss.
"There are three other companies after me."
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other
companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company,
and the gas company."
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"About News"
There was a man who, everyday, would buy a
newspaper on the way to work, glance at the
headline, and hand it back to the newsboy. Day
after day the man would go through this routine.
Finally the newsboy could not stand it and he asked
the man, "Why do you always buy a paper and only
look at the front page before discarding it?" The man
replied, "I am only interested in the obituaries."
"But they are on page 21. You never even unfold the
newspaper."
"Young man," he said, "the S.O.B. I'm looking for
will be on the front page."
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