Subject: What's It Called?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 11 2003 - 22:46:06 EST
"What's It Called?"
Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother
for a few days. He'd been playing outside for
a while when he came into the house and asked
her, "Grandma, what is it called when people
are sleeping on top of each other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to
tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse,
darling."
Little Johnny just said, "OK" and went back
outside to play.
A few minutes later he came back in and said
angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual
intercourse! It's called bunk beds!"
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