Subject: Modern Day Marriages
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 11 2003 - 08:25:48 EST
"Modern Day Marriages"
A leopard went to see an optometrist because he
thought he needed an eye exam. "Every time I look
at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see
spots before me eyes."
"So what is that you are worrying about?" replied the
doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"
"But doc... you don't understand." replied the patient.
"My wife is a zebra."
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"Separation"
I feel it is my duty to warn everyone of a major
problem, one that endangers lives, damages
property and causes untold misery, a growing
menace that can be summed up in three words:
Men Doing Laundry.
At first glance, MDL may not seem like a big problem,
especially to members of the female species, who
generally prefer MDL to WDL. But the evidence is
overwhelming, as the Bush Administration might say.
MDL has resulted in millions of discolored clothes,
billions of missing socks, and countless broken
relationships.
Wife: "Did you remember to separate the clothes
before washing them?"
Husband: "Yes, of course I did. I put the whites at
the bottom and the colors on top."
Wife: "You idiot, you were supposed to wash them
separately. You obviously don't know what separation
means, but trust me, you're about to find out!"
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