Subject: The Plant
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 11 2003 - 22:47:29 EST
"The Plant"
Plant Manager
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to G-d
Plant Supervisor
Leaps short buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Talks with G-d
Shift Supervisor
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with G-d if a special request is honored
Lead Foreman
Barely clears a Quonset hut
Loses tug of war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by G-d
Foreman
Makes high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings
Is run over by locomotives
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Treads water
Talks to animals
Quality Control Auditor
Climbs walls continually
Rides the rails
Plays Russian Roulette
Walks on thin ice
Prays a lot
Machine Tech
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls
Machine Operator
Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
Says "Look at the choo-choo"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself
Secretary
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
She IS G-d.
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